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testiclides 

Slang term for "testicles".

Originally coined by faux Arabian rock/rap act Group X in their song "Idioth".
From 'Idioth': (In Middle-Eastern accent) Because, when I haive a saime problem, weef a laidie, she goes to towch the testiclides, and it maikes a sounde laike thais."

testiclads 

Slang term for "testicles".

Misunderstood from "testiclides".
"AH! She kicked me in the testiclads!"

Testiclism 

The proccess of completely and utterly anhilalating ones gentiles utilising a vice, ballpoint hammer, bat, or otherwise in front of friends and family.
Sam was so distraught at his father's death that he chose death by testiclism.
Testiclism by Bigboibruam August 10, 2023

testiclats 

Testicals to the fullest, testiclats generaly used to describe bigger then average testiclats.
"She went straight for the testiclats"
testiclats by thisisretardedasshit October 29, 2005

Testiclipse 

Testiclipse means when you are watching a solar eclipse through your blacked out eclipse sunglass and your friend sneaks up behind you and gives you a Nut Tap.
I was watching the moon pass in front of the sum and all of a sudden my balls were in my throat. I didn't realize it was the testiclipse. Ow! My testicles!
Testiclipse by HurricaneDP August 22, 2017

Testicalish 

Woman: So i went to go down his pants and he just started laughing hysterically.

Man: How odd, he must have been testicalish.
Testicalish by Beatdowns a Packin September 3, 2011