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Texter's Remorse 

The feeling of regret that ultimately comes over oneself when he or she sends a text message and instantly wishes they had said something else.
An extreme example, because I cannot think of a decent one>>>

Text: Hey honey, I am all lubed up and ready for us to *Removed* later tonight.

"damn I meant to say how was your day"
(he has Texter's Remorse)
Texter's Remorse by ShreddedDreamz October 10, 2008

Texter's thumb 

When you develop a small to large callus on the tips of your thumbs from excessive texting. Or when you develop "pads" or flattened harder areas on the tips of your thumbs.
"Dude, I think i've got texter's thumb, just look at this callus."

or

"Wow, that is some impressive texter's thumb."
"I know, I think i text too much."
Texter's thumb by JaxinsWords January 7, 2010

Texter's Remorse 

The feeling that ultimately overcomes oneself upon sending a text message and either; writing the wrong thing, sending it to the wrong person, or forgetting something, knowing that you cannot now take it back. Usually ends in grief that you now have to send more messages to take back your original or add to it.

Occurrences range from the subtle to the major that may alter the conversation.
text: hey rachael ill be there around 7

(received)text: who the hell is rachael!?

text: oh sorry honey its uhh no one.

^He has texter's remorse^
Texter's Remorse by ShreddedDreamz January 28, 2009

texter's cramp

muscular spasm that develops on the fingers of a person who types and sends texts inordinately.
Dude X: My fingers are hurting unbearably.
Dude Y: Texter's cramp, you know!

Texter's Thumb 

When an individual suffers repetitive strain injury (RSI) in the first digit of the hand (thumb) from excessive text messaging.
Bill: 'Dude I wasn't ignoring you'

Bob: 'How do you explain that then'

Bill: 'My texter's thumb preventing me from contacting you!'
Texter's Thumb by yami100 June 14, 2010

taster's choice 

having a grand ole time while smoking the good stuff... really really really good weed
Blake and I were having a taster's choice moment.