Testaclops 

A person with one testical or to insult a person by saying he has one testical.

He learned not to hold his gun in his crotch while hunting. Now he is a testiclops.
Stay away from that guy I heard he's a Testaclops

Testaclops by unit13 January 22, 2010

Testiclots 

a slang word used in colloquial conversations to allude to ones testicles this is usually done when the individual has a large penis.

Example in conversation "Listen man your boy's gotta calm down on swingin' dem testiclots around."

"Nigga you gonna knock some lut out flicking your dick like that. And for god sakes put your testiclots away."

Testiclots by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill October 11, 2008

Testiclous lackitious 

1) A guy who cheats while still saying he loves you.
2) A guy who is married or in a "committed" relationship and still hits on you.

3) A guy who says he's really interested in you and then has sex with another woman.
4) A guy who leads you on, tells you he has feelings for you and won't end the relationship he is in or begin a relationship with you.

Example 1-
Girl 1: I thought you were going to get with this guy?
Girl 2: I was but it turns out he's a totaly Testiclous lackitious!

Example 2-

Woman 1: So what happened to make you and your husband get a divorce?
Woman 2: I found out he was Testiclous lackitious.

Testiclous lackitious by TerinLu May 1, 2013

testaclees

An ancient god worshipped by homos who is said that could offer a rain of beautiful naked men for other men only and would exterminate women, until he was banned by subsequent social acceptance. He sits alongside Satan waiting for bad homos to come to hell so he can please them with many anorguysm

After having an extremely gay sausage and mayo breakfast, Cash offered his blessings to testaclees

testaclees by Father EEP January 18, 2008

testiclosterone 

Chemical substance that causes football players to spank each other.

Excess of such chemical (hypertesticlosteronism) may cause dreadlocks or mullets.

Deficiency of such chemical (hypotesticlosteronism) may cause game day injury due to lack of focus.

Always match up linebackers based on their levels of testiclosterone in order to avoid injury to limbs or hair.

testiclosterone by sunidei January 11, 2011

Testiclops 

A single testicled mofo.

One nut in a bag.
Get your hands off me you testiclops!
Just another dick with no balls.

Testiclops by daytipa May 1, 2003

Testiclipse 

Testiclipse means when you are watching a solar eclipse through your blacked out eclipse sunglass and your friend sneaks up behind you and gives you a Nut Tap.

I was watching the moon pass in front of the sum and all of a sudden my balls were in my throat. I didn't realize it was the testiclipse. Ow! My testicles!

Testiclipse by HurricaneDP August 22, 2017