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The most amazing beautiful girl in the world she has the biggest heart in the world she is so caring the most amazing body she is just a lovable person she cares for anyone she is pretty much there for anyone she is also a very sensitive girl if you hurt her she will be hurt for a while so dont turn on her but also dont mess with her cause you will be getting a hiding. so yea just get your self a Teka they are the fucking best! <3
omg theres teka im so jealous
Teka by bobstevecauseynot May 13, 2020
A birthmark on Jack Black's right ass cheek
you can look it up in the dictionary, it won't be there.
Tenac, a sign, a legacy.
Tenac by sebastiancee November 25, 2007

Tankapotamas 

a man, usually heavier built, who can handle mass quantities of alcohol and/or weed and still keep going.
Joe: "You see that bigger guy over there just slamming those beers down?"
Mitch: "Ya man, thats Bill... he's such a tankapotamas."

Jared: "Dude, Josh, you've hit that bong like 8 times!"
Josh: "Yo bro, i'm a motha fucking tankapotamas"
Tankapotamas by MoneyChimp February 19, 2010

Tenacious D 

1. The Greatest Band on Earth. Period.
2. a highly misunderstood force in the Rock genre that has influenced up and coming musicians worldwide.
3. Rock duo consisting of Jack Black (vocals, rhythm guitar), and Kyle Gass (lead guitar, backup vocals), occasionally hosting guests such as J.R. Reed, Sasquatch, and Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters.
how can you say D fans dont like Zeppelin? They did an unplugged version of Tribute with a STAIRWAY solo for shit's sake!
Tenacious D by Jables June 15, 2004
The undefined word given to Jack Black as a sloppy birthmark of which became the beginning of the band name 'Tenacious D'. Kyle Gass owns the other birthmark which states 'ious D'.
Tenac by Tom Brinkman November 26, 2006

Tenacious D 

The best fucking band...but why you ask?

1. Their name is great.
2. They don't care what people think of them.
3. They got a friend named Lee
4. They don't play for money.
5. THEY ARE THE TWO KINGS!
JB: "Kyle took a bullet for me, now I gotta rock for three, KG and me, don't forget about Tenacious D!"
Tenacious D by BiggyJee December 30, 2004