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Teilhard 

n.

1. A Filipino-shaped indentation in one's sofa, often made deeper by the additional weight of a white woman, or accompanied by an indentation of a tall white woman.

2. In myth: A hangover-induced apparition said to be visible only after waking up after a night of drunken partying. It often takes the form of a Filipino man wrapped in a red shroud.
Go ahead and crash on the couch. Get cozy in the Teilhard.

Alright, but I don't wanna wake up to the Teilhard, he'll eat my fingers like lumpias.
Teilhard by Juangalt February 22, 2010
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An amazing, beautiful, sweet girl who can always make you smile. She has an extroverted personality. Her sense of humor is like no girl you've met before. She is very smart, she does well in school and earns the respect of others. She always shows kindness, she has a heart of gold. She's not afraid to stand up for what she believes in. She has big dreams and with an ambition like hers, she has the power to change the world. She's extremely hot and very pretty. Her attractiveness speaks for itself. She's great in bed (along with other places). You would be very lucky to end up with a girl like her. She would never cheat on you and she would always keep trying. She's a real keeper. She's truly unique compared to every other girl you will meet.
You're such a Teisha
Teisha by fruitsalad89 June 17, 2019
A beautiful girl, who is highly intelligent and is confident around a big group of people. She possesses the skills that nobody else has and everyone tries to compete with her but she is on a higher level. Everyone wants to be her friend but she is only close to 2-3 people, who she calls her bestfriends. She has a great sense of humour and everyone finds her funny.
Alice: "Woah, she looks like an angel"
Mia: "Angel? She looks like a Tiah"
Libby: "Yeah, definitely a Tiah"
Tiah by HappyAndYouKnowIt January 29, 2015
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tiah by Gdog666 June 5, 2017
She is a fun, bubbly girl that everyone likes and wants to be around, her warm heart can heal a thousand, that's why she's the best to talk to when your feeling down.
Ashleigh: "are you ok...?"
Kate:"no, there's just stuff going on right now"
Ashleigh: "go talk to tiah she will cheer you up!"
Tiah by Insert handle. February 22, 2017
All the warmth and comfy of tea in a hug.
She gave me the most perfect teahug at the Christmas party.
Teahug by tule dawg January 28, 2010