Takesgiving 

The day after the American Holiday Thanksgiving, and during Black Friday. During all the rushes in the various stores, one goes into all the hustle and bustle, and steals as much as possible without getting caught.

Hey Chris, lets go to Best Buy on Takesgiving and steal as much shit as we can!

Takesgiving by erin gilhullie December 17, 2006

Fakesgiving 

A celebration of Thanksgiving not taking place on the actual holiday. Usually taking place due to some conflict with celebrating Thanksgiving on its respective day.

I went to my moms house for Fakesgiving because I will be spending Thanksgiving with my dad.

Fakesgiving by kellerma November 15, 2009

Tanksgiving

Thanksgiving in the military or as a veteran.

Bobo had a great Tanksgiving this year because he was honorably discharged in early November.

Tanksgiving by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017

Tankedgiving 

It's the version of Thanksgiving you have with just your friends the weekend before everyone has to hang out with their families. Usually involves getting tanked and eating turkey.

Jen: What are you bringing to Tankedgiving this year?
Kat: Green bean casserole and 4 bottles of Cabernet

Tankedgiving by Kitty McClaw April 17, 2009

bakesgiving 

1.when you decide to relax ditch work or school and get high as fuck the week of or after thanksgiving .
2. When you off work decide to try some new baking recipes with the fam the week of or after thanksgiving.

Jenny this warehouse job is gonna be here long after we’re dead and gone.They fucked themselves all this week though cause it’s bakesgiving bitch!

Thanksgiving was a stressful disaster I can’t wait to chill next weekend for bakesgiving.

bakesgiving by Casadepussy November 26, 2020

Tanksgiving

Holiday celebrated in the US only. The Wednesday before Thanksgiving. Known for copious amounts of drinking with old friends who have no work or school the next day.

Let's go out drinking; it's Tanksgiving and that's what the pilgrims would want us to do.

Tanksgiving by Bustergloves June 29, 2014

fakesgiving 

Fakesgiving the Obligatory family dinner with the people you would rather not spend the actual holiday with.

I'd love to go to the movies with you but I'm Having Fakesgiving with my Dad and his wife on Saturday.

fakesgiving by makeaplan November 18, 2018