TUFMED 

TUFMED is a personal wellness brand specializing in products for serious athletes involved in MMA, boxing, martial arts, wrestling, BJJ, bullriding, football, rugby, hockey, lacrosse, soccer, endurance, cycling, field hockey, baseball, softball, skateboarding, BMX, freestyle motocross, supercross, motorsports, water sports, and other aggressive sports.

No self-respecting athlete would be caught dead with anything other than TUFMED products in his/her equipment bag.

TUFMED by TUFMED July 12, 2011

Tufted Titmouse 

To blow in a woman's butthole and squeeze her stomach to create a bagpipe impression and to make her appear "tufted." Then use her nipples as buttons such as on a bagpipe.

Person 1: So what did you do with that girl last night?

Person 2: Well, I got a blumpkin, then I gave her a Tufted Titmouse.

Tufted Titmouse by Golden Pack January 14, 2010

tufted 

Overly strechted or prolapsed spinchter from excessive anal intrusion

I yanked out the butt plug to flower his tufted ring peice

tufted by Milwallboy February 13, 2015

Tufted muffin

A person who is technically over-weight or considered fat by social norms, but when you see them, you don't think of them as fat.

"My friend Hannah always says she's fat, but I really don't think so. I guess she's a tufted muffin".

Tufted muffin by Tiduko October 8, 2016

tufted jay

a tufted jay is a when you ejaculate 15 times into a box, fill it with confetti, shit in the box, and place a fan at the bottom of the box and when said box is opened the semen, confetti, and shit will spray on the person who opened said box

“Yooo I just left your sister a tufted jay!” Said Tyrell, “WHAT THE FUCK?!” Exclaimed Tyshell when she ran out her room covered in cum, shit, and confetti.

tufted jay by tufted cook62 December 24, 2025