T my O 

Trap my Opossum

Jennifer:
I think this opossum is rabid.... HOLY SHIT IT'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!!! Brad will you T my O??

Brad:
No problem, I have a trap at home.

T my O by RARHeythere November 21, 2010

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl 

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl by basedwhip February 15, 2023

that didn't blow my mind or even my nose 

Someone presents something underwhelming that they said would blow your mind.

To the cat video l respond, that didn't blow my mind or even my nose.

that didn't blow my mind or even my nose by I, Wreckerrr April 30, 2017

That won't fit in my oven 

Where a person acknowledges some task or achievement as impossible or unattainable.

Gary: Hey Chris, are we hosting next week's party at your house?
Chris: No way, that won't fit in my oven

That won't fit in my oven by Tsinghua December 28, 2011

don't light my shed on fire

A response to be used when being yelled at, such as by a parent. The rough equivalent of "don't tase me bro!" An answer indicating surrender and a desire to avoid harm.

Mom: "I told you to be home by 5! How could you be late for your grandfather's birthday?!?!"
Son: "Sorry, mom! Jeez, don't light my shed on fire! I just forgot, OK?!?

don't light my shed on fire by smalltowngamers July 29, 2010

don't slit my throat over it 

What you say when you mess something up in the smallest way possible and someone affected by it overreacts seriously

Katy: Hey, where's my phone?

Ryan: Oh, I used it to call my mom, I think.
Katy: OH MY GOD YOU DID WHAAAAATTT?!! FUCK YOU I TOLD YOU TO USE YOUR PHONE TO CALL YOUR MOM! NOT MINE! HOW THE HELL DO YOU EVEN KNOW MY PASSWORD?! WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK?!!!!
Ryan: hey, hey, hey! It was just one call! Plus you left your password lying around on a piece of paper! Don't slit my throat over it!

don't slit my throat over it by Oh my my February 26, 2015

Very very very cute I can’t keep my eyes off you 

My amazing boyfriend (omg I can’t believe I can say that now) who makes me so freaking happy and I would do anything for :)

Him: that word is not in the dictionary

Me: wanna bet

Me: very very very cute I can’t keep my eyes off you

Very very very cute I can’t keep my eyes off you by Ummmhello? August 2, 2021