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To have a long, sharp object penetrate you to deadly effect. Especially by a pixellated knight on a certain one-armed dragon.

Also see arrowed
"SWORDED!"
"Stupid friggin' knights!"
sworded by KHD September 25, 2003

pork sworded 

The act of making love with a female. More commonly used as a form of bragging, or insult, or both.
"Sam, last night, I got drunk and Pork Sworded your sister"
pork sworded by richard piper June 29, 2004
contraction of 'social worker'
That's the sworker that bust into my house with the police and stole my kids illegally
sworker by tuppennyblue June 28, 2012

swonderful 

A derivative of "It's wonderful". Used to describe the positive aspects of an item or situation. After usage, breakout into song is obligatory.

Variants: 'swonderful or s'wonderful
"That coffee was pretty 'swonderful."

"That was pretty much the most swonderful movie ever."

*cue music*
swonderful by Fabsqueaker July 1, 2005
Verb - to be impaled by a sword.
Originally coined by StrongBad, character featured on homestarrunner.com, in the game "Trogdor the Burninator"
ex: "Trogdor the Burninator was sworded mightily by a knight in shining armor."
sworded by Misfit September 13, 2003
"Man, if i don't have those sales figures in by tomorrow, I'm sworded."
sworded by Sparkina1967 December 28, 2005