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The way one presents him or herself in an uncool, loser-like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of Swag.
-NigaHiga
We asians have swag! <--SWOG
swog by iateyourdog March 12, 2012
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Person: "Wow dude that was so swog!"
Swog by Luxaaj December 24, 2020
The lack of swag. Ironically a given when someone claims to have swag.
"Man, that kid just came in here with his pants 'round his ankles saying he has swag."

"He's definitely full of swog."
swog by luceypants March 14, 2012
The way one presents him or herself in an uncool, loser-like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of swag.

One who tries too hard to be cool.
Guy 1: My wallet? Versace!
Guy 1:My shoe laces? Versace!
Guy 1: My toilet paper? GUCCI!!
Guy 2: SWOG. You're trying too hard.
Swog by YouSwoggin March 7, 2012
The way one presents him or herself in an uncool, loser-like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of Swag. Some synonyms are: Loser, Lame, Undesirable, Douche, Poser, Gynecomastia, Nigahiga, wannabe, Whack, The number six, and that one guy who started SOPA who is probably going to get the video removed because Ryan showed a video of him. Saying you have swag, chances are you have SWOG.
D-trix: Hey ryan!
Ryan: Hey D-trix nice outfit!
D-trix: Aw you know i got swag!
SWOG

Ryan: Swag. Something we asians got!
SWOG.

Ryan and D-trix: I got Christmas swag!
SWOG.

Chester: I just lifted a hundred and fifty pounds!
Ryan: I can play the piano sometimes!
D-Trix: Shoelace: Versachi! Toliet paper: Gucci!

All: swag~!
SWOG.

Chester and guy: bla bla bla
Ryan: can you guys shut up? Im trying to watch vampire Diaries!
SWOG.

Ryan: What a nice sunset.
SWOG
D-trix: I wish i could see it! Too much pollution.
SWOG.
Ryan: I dont know if that's pollution that looks like
FOG.
Swog by Rain DRIP DROP BRO. October 4, 2012
The opposite of swag; derpy or dorky
Also, if you have to say you have swag, than it's probably swog
Guy walks by a hot girl trying to look cool, but stumbles over his own foot, and girl says "Got some real swog there"
swog by u mad halamonsta? March 5, 2012