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Swamp Witch 

A horrible, life sucking, death dealing whore, who takes pleasure in whoring it up almost every moment of every day.
Guy 1: Oh Shit!
Guy 2: What?!
Guy 3: It's Swamp Witch, we better get the fuck outta here guys!

The DC Swamp Witch 

AKA Kellyanne Conway: A vile creature that began her life in New Jersey under a rock and moved to Washington DC. This hideous creature spits venom and lies out her foul mouth every time it opens. Her foul breath also acts like a drug confusing the listener from reality. Know for her unkempt hair and falling face and shrill in the night. Her power comes from the 'magical pivot stone' created by a Dupont chemical mishap, which she found on a blueberry field and shoved up her vagina
OMG, have you seen The DC Swamp Witch on tv last night? She just would not answer a single question and the tv interviewer just rolled his eyes.

Swap the witch for the bitch

When you swap one addiction for another

Usually the witch is meth,heroin or coke
And the bitch is mostly alcohol and weed
The bitch can also be shopping, sex, gambling etc
I heard Tony gave up his Coke habit.
But he Swap the witch for the bitch
cause now he's a 180KGs junk food addict