Surviorman 

v. A sexual act, similar in principal to the superman. The man ejaculates on a live scorpion, then proceeds to make the female ingest the still living, cum-covered scorpion.

"Dude, I totally surviormaned that ho last night!"

Surviorman by Schvats April 21, 2008

survivorman 

A television show where Les Stroud, a survival expert, lives in the wild for a week while filming the experience.

He brings no food, no shelter and no water. Stroud is all alone--no camera crew--and carries fifty pounds of camera gear along with him as he goes.

Some of the first two seasons include spending 7 days in the Boreal forest, Georgia swamps, Kalahari desert, Amazon rain forest and the arctic.

Don't be fooled by Survivorman's can-do, "aw, shucks" likability--he will still be standing after the bombs fall and will repopulate the earth with a new race of affable Canadians.

survivorman by Providence 401 March 15, 2009

survivorman 

Any man badass enough to be named Bear Grylls, who can live for an entire week off snakes, bugs, and wood. The true "man".

yo, Bear Grylls just caught that shark with his teeth. He is a true survivorman!

survivorman by Ramie J. December 10, 2006

Survivorman2 

A man who man who survives out in the wild day to day, also plays video games

Survivorman2 never dies.

Survivorman2 by Survivor_man2 May 14, 2015

Survivorsans 

A dude who is obsessed with Jesse his favourite Youtuber/Bestie Will do anything to get attention from him and will do anything to spend more time with his best friend I mean his future husband I mean what haha his totally not planning on putting a hit on Jesse's future girlfriend before they get married and then swoop in their for Jesse to cry on his shoulders. {he could never do that his discord Username is Survivorsans#9220

Survivorsans was stalking Jesse through the window
Survivorsans asked Pie if Jesse was online discord
Survivorsans asked Jesse to voice chat with him

Survivorsans by TherealSurvivorsans November 23, 2021