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Super Bowl Sandwich 

The accomplishment of an NFL team of winning consecutive Super Bowls without recording a loss in between, thereby having a win streak stretching at least from one season's playoff run until the next Superbowl.
The Green Bay Packers are hungry for a Super Bowl Sandwich.

I wonder if a team will ever go 19 and 0, I don't think a sandwich is possible.
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Super Bowl Sex

When a girl's favorite team wins the big game, consider her wide open for the night.
Bro1: Damn! I thought for sure we'd win!
Bro2: Don't worry, Chelsea's a ______ fan. She's on another level you'll probably get lucky tonight if you tried.
Bro1: alrighhhht time to initiate me some Super Bowl Sex
Super Bowl Sex by bence February 2, 2014

Super Bowl Sex

The act of having sex beacause your favorite team won...or lost if you just want to, most of the time on game day.
Boyfriend: Giants won, wanna have Super Bowl Sex?
Girlfriend: Sure!!!
Super Bowl Sex by Urmominbed(: March 12, 2012

Super Bowl Sunday 

A day where a bunch of zombies sit down and watch a bunch of hot and sweaty guys slam into each other while fondleling the ball. They do this evey year and it is so big that companies pay a million dollars per ad because they think the watchers will go out and buy a snickers.
Dude did you see those two guys kiss while eating a Snickers bar? It was so homosexial that they had to rip cheat hair off to seem manly during Super Bowl Sunday?

Super Bowl Succ 

When yo girl give you the succ on Super Bowl Sunday
So my girl put her mouth to my cock and gave me the Super Bowl Succ. Why is it called that because it was Super Bowl Sunday when she sucked the D.
Super Bowl Succ by Mista Krabz January 17, 2019

super bowl monday syndrome 

Headache and diarrhea, coupled with feelings of elation or regret.
Why isn't Troy at his desk?

He's in the shitter with Super Bowl Monday Syndrome.

2004 Super Bowl halftime show 

2004 Super Bowl halftime show was whenever public indecency happened on live television and is the reason why the 7 second delay happens
*seinfeld theme*
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
*seinfeld theme intensifies harder*
*seinfeld theme is good*
*seinfeld theme is great*
*insert Seinfeld theme funny joke here*
*chipflake is my idol*
2004 Super Bowl halftime show never forget