Sufferfap

Imagine a 40 year old man. He gets home from work and he sits down on his bed. He's a fucking wreck, and he is extremely depressed. He takes off his clothes, and he begins to cry. He slowly moves his shaft up and down as he wails in pure agony. He cums. He hates his life. He has sufferfapped.

"Fuck my life."
"I hate myself."
"Woe is me."
"Alicia is a sufferfapping cunt."

Sufferfap by Sufferfapper49 May 27, 2017

Suffercate 

To suffacate painfully.

She suffercate when the fat man sat on her head.

Suffercate by Lorilou Tory April 12, 2020

sufferation 

The process of enduring great stress or hardship.

dude1: how are you doing bra?
dude2: poverty and sufferation homie.

sufferation by mboots April 25, 2006

Sufferfest

1. A workout or race in the arena of endurance sports that involves prolonged suffering on the part of all who participate.

2. A pseudonym for a group ride in cycling that in unuasally arduous.

1. Lance Armstong is better at winning sufferfest(s) than any other cyclist.

2. Are you going to the Sufferfest tonight?

Sufferfest by GUnit502 January 2, 2011

sufferfest

An activity whereby all participants ache, agonize, ail, be at a disadvantage, be racked, deteriorate, endure, grieve, languish, and/or writhe.. but by co-misery, yet co-hesiveness, will have experienced a grand time.
raftingkayakingclimbingteamadventure

We put-in on the Trinity rafting amidst a snowball fight. Our dry gear was soaked within an hour. Every morning we waited for our wetsuits to thaw. They were frozen in a U-shape from the useless clothesline with icicles hanging from the arms and legs. On the fourth and final night, we all slept in our wetsuits. It rained or hailed the entire time. Soggy sandwiches and all. But we celebrated the sufferfest with beers, sun-showers, and bacon wrapped dates at the take-out.climbingadventure

sufferfest by outsidejay2 April 7, 2011

suffercate 

To drown in air. The inability to breath in our atmosphere.

Christine will suffercate if she doesn't breath.

suffercate by Christine L G November 10, 2006

suffercating 

The act of suffering while suffocating

I was suffercating

suffercating by 178930 October 13, 2017