Sucks donkeys

When you want to proclaim that something sucks ass (which means it sucks real bad) but you are in the presence of someone that prevents the use of profanity. Eg. your Grandma or Mother-in-law or bosses wife or some other uptight bitch.

Man Grandma, this meat loaf sucks donkeys.

Sucks donkeys by Skiperoo Nasty May 10, 2010

sucks donkey dick 

Something that is worse than what is usual for something that "sucks."

This movie sucks donkey dick.

sucks donkey dick by TomD1969 January 12, 2011

sucks donkey balls 

Really fucking sucks. Really.

Waking up in the morning & realizing you're out of coffee.
Sucks Donkey Balls.

You breaking up with your boyfriend to date his younger brother.
Sucks Donkey Balls for your ex. Boo hoo.

Your phone falling out of your pocket & into the toilet as you're about to go pee (girls)
Sucks Donkey Balls

sucks donkey balls by ThatGirl79 December 7, 2013

That sucks donkey dick 

It sucks in a big way.

I lost my job. Jeez man that sucks donkey dick.

That sucks donkey dick by nicole_luvz_cox January 13, 2011

hannah sucks donkey dick 

hannah sucks donkey dick

hannah sucks donkey dick

hannah sucks donkey dick by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

sucks the donkey dick

The mid-20th century phrase used to express disdain of a person, place, thing, or particular situation.

Some have expressed the idea that this phrase is the one from which the shortened version of simply "sucks" was derived.

You know what sucks the donkey dick?
I totaled a Dodge Viper and broke my back.

sucks the donkey dick by Gabe Boyce February 23, 2010

you-suck-giant-donkey-balls 

a phrase to describe someone who sucks giant donkey balls.

Hey!!! You-suck-giant-donkey-balls!!!

you-suck-giant-donkey-balls by m4rk 4 4w3s0m3 April 10, 2004