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Streamlinity 

A state of being where all things are achieved in a manner of perfect harmony and tempo with an essence of minimalism.
Can be used in many contexts, for example, to describe something that was achieved so well and with so little faff that "it came close to achieving streamlinity." Or as a verbal high five: "wow, you are really going for streamlinity on this one" or "that is sweet streamlinity."
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Streamlining

Verb-The act of soaking a tampon in hard alcohol and inserting it into the vagina or asshole to get drunk.
JR-I heard your girl got pulled over last night
Brian-Yeah, and she was drunk
JR-She get a DUI?
Brian-No
JR-How did she get out of that one?
Brian-She was streamlining, smart huh, whens the last time a cop went down on a chick to see if she was drunk

streamlining

A: last night i saw this evil black man streamlining with a belgian prostitute in sir David's house!
B: woooah!

Streamlining

hair cut exposing the forehead of a black man
they some streamlined Aaffrikaans

Hurricane Chris be streamlining and gettin' Ratchet
Streamlining by slumsofindia April 7, 2010

Corporate streamlining 

The act of lowering product quality, raising the price, & wondering why profits are plummeting.
With all this corporate streamlining, we SHOULD be making more money than ever, but we're not...

...probably because of millennials.