Splinking 

the Art of milking a yak with your weakest hand, many people take their entire lives to perfect this art, others take their lives just finding out what the fuck it means.

Typical Chinese:In order to find true enlightenment you must splink
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!

Splinking by Brunstwig March 11, 2013

splinking 

When a person repeatedly blinking while talking.

O he's splinking so much I can't here him

splinking by tias mama November 29, 2015

Splinking 

The act of repeatedly bashing somebody with your gun in a video game while t bagging someone and jumping up and down.

Gamer 1: Hey look XX TypicalGT XX just killed someone
Gamer 2: ohh dude he is splinking all over him.

Splinking by MR. RM May 21, 2009

Splinking 

The act of sending spam messages directly on the LinkedIn platform from one person to another person they do not know. And often includes a sales pitch regardless of the relevancy to the recipient of the message

Every day I wake up to splinking messages in my LinkedIn inbox.

Splinking by rharris415 August 15, 2024

Splinking

Splinking is a sexual act that involves two men rubbing their cock and balls together until it creates enough heat to start a fire which they then use to light a fat blunt that they smoke while performing oral sex on eachother

Me and john were Splinking the other day and accidentally started a fire that killed 249 people

Splinking by Yeh787 April 11, 2026

Slinging Grapes

To wish to do someone harm on purpose.

Bitch was slinging grapes at me so I would fail that test.

Slinging Grapes by Dudaism May 15, 2019

Twat Spanking 

The act of the ball sack smacking the vagina during sex.

Honey, I so horny today. You better prepare yourself for some good twat spanking.

Twat Spanking by Yeti78 September 3, 2013