Spife

Stands for "small penis, incel, fragile ego." A word for a person, most often a woman, with no originality whatsoever who has resorted to one or more of these overused insults. If you're here, chances are you used one in an argument and were appropriately labeled a spife.

"Seems like someone's insecure about his small penis."
"Ok, spife."

Spife by FemSlayer3000 June 16, 2020

Spife

A combonation of a spoon and a knife. Kinda like a Spork but different. Invented by the teletubies so that they can take over the white house someday.

Cut that out or I'll Spife you!
Spifes are hand to eat with. (They're not...)

Spife by DS inc. February 19, 2011

Spife

Half way between a spoon and a knife. Its different to a spork

I love my new Spife, let me cut and eat this!

Spife by Adman101 January 4, 2008

spife

It's a spife. Spoon and knife combined.
Duh.

CIA Agent: The victim appears to have been spifed several times in the neck.

spife by Jonathan December 11, 2003

Spife

A combination spoon and knife. A utensil used frequently to cut a slice of ice cream cake and transfer the cake into your mouth. One side is round and smooth, like a spoon, the other serrated, and sharp, like a knife.

" Sorry to interrupt, Sally, but where do you keep your spifes?" "On the spife rack, behind you on the wall, Joan."

Spife by taxione October 11, 2012

spife

Sweat Patches in Full-Effect. A person who has wet spots on his shirt usually under the arms from sweating.

I went on date last night with this really hot chick and got so nervous that I coudn't contain my spife.

spife by toast455 July 9, 2005

spife

A spife is a combination of a spoon and a knife. But i'm sure no one uses this.

I need to cut my spaghetti with a spife, and eat it with a spife.

spife by SplaydFopoon December 15, 2022