Spam Slamm

The act of masturbating to a calendar of beefy, muscular men.

Credit goes to Booking the Territory.

My dad caught me doing the ol’ Spam Slamm while looking at Michael Hayes on the 1988 Wrestling Calendar. Fortunately, I told him I was just really excited about Leap Year.

Spam Slamm by The Ether Bunny March 8, 2019

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Vigorous sexual thrusting

He gave me a real spamslam

Spa slam me into tomorrow

spamslam by nogbadthebad September 24, 2020

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