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Scomophobic

An australian state of anger provoked by the overall rejection of bullsh*t politicians.
-Fu*k I'm so pissed by all these bushfires happening and our politicians flying off to Haiwaii!!!
- Mate, you're definitely scomophobic.

Snomophobic 

adj. The description of one who fears homosexual snow, or homosexual snow itself; Often used to describe snow that is not adequate for athletic and/or religious activities.

Roots:
English-Homophobia
English-Snow
Johnny: Bro, that's some snomophobic shit comin' down out there.

Billy: Yo I know. How the fuck are we gonna snowboard in this gay ass shit? It's not even sticking to the ground
Snomophobic by jokes1296 January 27, 2011

snomophobic 

The description of one who fears homosexual snow; Often used to describe snow that is not adequate for athletic and/or religious activities.
-"Man, we should board today!"
-"Naaaaa, I'm as snomophobic as hell"
-"What the fuck are you talking about? That snow is straight bro."
-"Yeah, it is. Its like fuckin' icy and there are dirt patches everywhere, man. I'm scared."
-"Fuck. You're right."
snomophobic by abq127 January 26, 2011

slomophobic

The fear of being filmed in slow motion, which can hold embarrassing facial expressions and poses too long on screen.
"Make sure Jessica doesnt see the footage. She's slomophobic and hates seeing herself played back at half speed."
slomophobic by Wazzathebro January 26, 2016

Solomophobia 

Solomophobia: Phobia of salmon. Basically crying when you see a picture of a salmon on a magazine
Ahhh” he cried “My Solomophobia is playing up again”
Solomophobia by SalmonPlays9225 December 12, 2019