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Snowjacked 

A Shut Up cartoon series that airs on Tuesdays and talks about Layta who needs Derf's help because her family has been, as the title says, snowjacked, or as I like to say, being kidnapped during the blizzard.

No one knows how her family were captured or who captured them but it's a funny story in some cases. However, if one's friend/family/boy or girl friend was snowjacked and they asked for help from someone, most will either freak out or regurgitate.
Derf: We're looking for her family that's been snowjacked
Creature:snowjacked?! (Barfs)
Snowjacked by Mariposa24 July 8, 2012
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Snowjacked 

Getting fucked and kidnapped in the snow by pedophiles.
My family got snowjacked
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Spoojacked 

Chad got spoojacked when his mom came home early from work.
Spoojacked by Muscoffo August 15, 2015

Snowfucked

To receive snow in your area AGAIN after approximately 2-3 weeks of no snow/normal weather. Snowfucking occurs when this no snow/sudden snow pattern happens repeatedly for about 1-2 months and ongoing indefinitely.
"The weather's been awesome for weeks now! ..What? ..Wai-what do you mean look out the window? *Looks out* OH, MAN! WE'VE BEEN SNOWFUCKED AGAIN!"

"We thought we wouldn't get anymore snow, but we got snowfucked yesterday."
Snowfucked by Rei G. March 2, 2009
A form of belittling one persons opinion or argument by portraying them as the soyjack meme. Usually by alternating characters in capitalization “WhIcH LoOkS sOmEtHiNg LiKe ThIs”. or in the case of a real life conversation, saying the persons point in a high pitched annoying voice.
Damn it man, I was talking about why I think capitalism is good. And then he soyjacked me!
Soyjacked by PhatDonger December 7, 2020

Snowbanked

Filling a small inflatable pool with cum, then toss people into it. Often a fun filled prank!
Dude last week we totally snowbanked Mr.Person and it was epic!
Snowbanked by Tpillar February 14, 2019

Snowbaked 

The act of getting high in the snow and doing things that children would do in the snow, but high.
"Bro me Natasha got snowbaked yesterday."
Snowbaked by Ňïğğä April 20, 2017