Smyffed 

Originates from the request "shut my Facebook"; however, it is now more commonly used as a generic term for successfully having your profile barred from any social network.

Must only be used about people who are trying to get barred using good humour or by pushing the social network rulebook to see how far the administators will let them go.

Not to be used for general social misfits, that's why we have words like "sicko" and "yob".

DAVE: "Hi, John. I haven't seen you on-line for a while and I can't find your profile. What's occuring?"

JOHN: "You remember that group I set up for a laugh?"

DAVE: "Oh yeah, I enjoyed that"

JOHN: "Well apparently it went against the small print so I got smyffed. Don't worry though, the ban lifts in 6 days"

Smyffed by Mahabarat February 20, 2010

Smuffed 

What happens to the torch of a player who quits the TV show Survivor.

Jeff Probst: What do you think we should do with your torch?

NaOnka: What happened to theirs: it should be smuffed."

Smuffed by AAHGRRRRTM December 15, 2010

smiffed 

To get drunk.

Girl: It's monday and 1pm are you already smiffed?
Boy: We are always smiffed.

smiffed by Smith 3 October 22, 2011

smiffed 

to make someone disappointed by not doing something that they are expecting you to do

I was smiffed by my colleague after giving his assurance he would look after the situation only then to pull a sicky and leaving me high and dry- hanging someone out to dry.

smiffed by itsmint69 November 14, 2012

Smiffed 

To miss an easy opportunity

I was through on goal and smiffed it

Smiffed by Wee Spies June 25, 2019

Smuffed 

When your extremely tired from pulling an all nighter on video games.

"Man I was up all night playing video games, I'm Smuffed"

Smuffed by Nick Sargente February 8, 2008

smiffed 

to get owned.

usually followed with the word 'shame!'

mr.scott got smiffed last week.

smiffed by GEE:) December 29, 2007