Smurder 

The act of being blue or a Smurf when you are a killer.

"Did you just smurder him?" said Squirrel

Smurder by DomoTrimbleMLG April 10, 2017

smurder 

a word meaning to murder with extreme style . a stylish murder

bitch i will smurder you

smurder by 5in1 killa April 8, 2005

Shmurder 

When a nigga commits a murder in silence, hence the prefix "sh...".

My trigga nigga shmurdered Tyrone so good that even the police think it be an accident.

Shmurder by Lifs May 17, 2022

Wet Smurfer 

A handjob given by someone who has just dipped their left hand into a gallon bucket of blue paint

Jibril just gave me the nastiest Wet Smurfer after 5th period today!

Wet Smurfer by AsukaLover45 August 25, 2021

slurder 

V. To murder someone solely because they are a slut.

I caught my wife in a threesome, boinking the mailman and my cousin, so I slurdered her.

slurder by Ravyn February 9, 2005

smunderling

A smelly co-worker that works under you, so you can complain about it in a humorous way.

How about wearing a t-shirt with a science guy on it that says "YOU-REEK-A" ? ... Good luck with your smunderling!

-Strong Bad

smunderling by John LF May 22, 2007

Cobie Smulders 

A Canadian actress best known for playing 'Robin Scherbatsky' on the hit CBS show 'how i met your mother' and also for her role of 'Maria Hill' in the 'Marvel' 2012 film: The Avengers (USA)/Avengers Assemble (UK). Born 03/04/1982 she is married to 'Saturday Night Live's' Tarran Killam and was gifted with a beautiful daughter named Shaelyn Cado (Cado meaning gift) Killam on 14/05/2009. Cobie started her career as a model when she was a young adolescent but luckily found her way to our TV screens and into our hearts.

"Oh my, it's Cobie Smulders looking stunning as ever".

Cobie Smulders by Gracie Sparkles September 7, 2013