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Smission 

(noun)

1) An instance in which God takes it upon himself to personally destroy an object, city, or people with his finger.
2) A phrase used to clarify what has just happened in a game of dungeons and dragons.
DM: And so after defiling your God's temple he doth smote you.

Player 1: Smote? What's that?

Player 2: It's like Smission! SMISSION FROM ABOVE!
Smission by PenguinsForHire February 9, 2006
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Smission 

A "smission" is a smeeze and a mission. For the teenagers a smeeze is a dirty, whore-ish, and hoe-ish male/female. A mission is when you chill with a male/female and you wanna try to accomplish a mission(a sexual activity). So when you go on a mission your trying to get some in so many words.
Yo bro im about to go get this smission so we can get the neck.
Smission by JiFF-EE January 2, 2011
one of the 8 senses of Bender from Futurama, unexplained in the series.
I would give up my 8 other senses, even smision, for a sense of taste - Bender
smision by dngrmouse August 7, 2010
A conversation by SMS; messaging another person continuously instead of just calling and actually having the conversation.

When holding a conversation by SMS only; as
in, a session of SMSs.

Pronounced (es-em-e-shun)
We planned our night out by smssion.
smssion by TEEM K February 16, 2009

Sissione 

Is a girl who can't keep secrets. She is such a huge pick mee. She is a hoe and date's boys for attention.She may/may not shower
Sissione is such a pick mee ugh.

smissing 

the act of smiling while kissing your significant other
Last night my boyfriend and I were caught smissing by his parents.
smissing by Sassafras3 October 5, 2011