Slitbag 

When someone has passed the point being just a bag of sluts, and a bag of skits. They're called, bag of slits, or SLITBAG.
(Bag of slits can also be considered a bag of razors.)

Also, a funny typo in the word SLUTBAG being that "I" and "U" are together

Person: YOU SLITBAG!
Girl: -SOB-

Slitbag by Cattie Mc Dee. April 10, 2010

slutbag whore 

Dirty girl that sleeps with everyone...everyone.

That girl is a slutbag whore!

slutbag whore by armanijeffdavis October 2, 2015

Shitbaggery 

Uses: Military(Nautical), Humor
Pronounced: 'Shit-bag-ery'

1.) The act of performing actions that are similar to those of a stereotypical shitbag.

2.) The refined art of evading any and all forms of work to get others bitched at, and maintain a complete lack of usefulness.

1.) "What manner of shitbaggery is this?! You don't put a fucking paperclip into a spaceheater, asshat!"

2.) "You, me friend, are proving to be quite adept in the arts of Shitbaggery. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you've had quite a bit of practice."

Shitbaggery by Tyler Penley April 21, 2006

Worthless Shitbag 

A person so unremarkable and toxic that they can be reduced to this term, a worthless sack of flesh containing organs, bones, excrement, etc. Implicit understanding that to use the name of an animal to describe said person would be unfair to the animal in question (pig, rat, cockroach, all of whom have good social bonding skills).

Trump the worthless shitbag lived in DC (To the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the sea)

Worthless Shitbag by Bzone_truth June 15, 2018

Shitbag full of Fuckdust 

Term used to describe the immense uncomfortable feeling after a extremely heavy night of drinking and or drugs.

Sean: Dude, holy shit! you don't look so fucking good.
Owen: Quick! grab me a bucket, I feel like a Shitbag full of Fuckdust!
Sean: yeah you look like one too.
Owen: Just get me the bucket already cockface

Shitbag full of Fuckdust by warden September 22, 2009

shitbag 

Def. Military. : 1) a) a very lazy person b) one who deceptively hides their lack of work or effort

What shitbag forgot to paint behind the furniture?

shitbag by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

Cryptic Shitbags 

When someone is being very Cryptic and withholding important information or news.

This person knows that you desperately need this information, but as they are a Cryptic Shitbag they release only tiny bits of information, despite many hours of questioning, politeness and bribery.

They may imply and insuate possible answers, but often these answers only contain the smallest nuggets of truth.

These people are Cryptic Shitbags.

Rufus: You were gone a long time, did your Mum tell you when and where the Funeral will be?
GF: No. She's playing Cryptic Shitbags.

Cryptic Shitbags by Little Brown Bear November 24, 2011