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Slonkied 

The act of getting completely wasted
Dude! we're gettin slonkied at that party tomorrow!

after 4 shots John was already slokied.
people who are fun to be around and hang out with but have no purpose what so ever in your life
why do i hang out with such slinkies
slinkies by grofizy September 20, 2009
Meth-heads and other assorted druggies that go up and down, up and down, up and down the stairs of apartment complexes all night long, like perpetual motion, making buys and then going on their way.
There goes another one headed up the stairs and back down like slinkies, I swear that's the twelfth slinky scorin' tonight! No wonder they can pay their rent!
slinkies by Papigringo May 30, 2007

Dirty Slinkie 

When a female lifts up a man's scrotum and licks his gooch hair.
Hey bro did you hook up with that girl?

"Yeah man it was awesome- She even gave me the ol' Dirty Slinkie!"
When yo girl or man tells you the date is off after the start time.
How was Brittney last night!

Dude, totally slinked me. We were supposed meet at 7, but she calls me at 7:15 saying she can't.
slinked by TheAonicMaster February 20, 2017
Slinkies are the people you have regular/reoccurring sneaky links with.
A: what are you doing?
B: hitting up one of my slinkies, I want some dick😏
Slinkies by Shneaky Linky122 April 2, 2021