Skreenock 

a portable anal pleasure device.

Tim motioned the skreenock in and out of his asshole vigorously until climaxing all over his own face;

This act is also known as a skreenshot.

Skreenock by temporarily unavailabl February 3, 2010

Skrelnick 

Word used by the character Olaf (Silent Bob's Russian cousin) in Clerks, supposed to be Russian, but really just a made-up word by Kevin Smith who was trying to think of a word that sounded Russian. Also spelled "skrelnik" at times.

Jay: Olaf, girl nice?
Olaf (looks Jay's Lady Friend over): Skrelnick!
Jay: That's fucked up, man.
Jay's Lady Friend: What did he say?
Jay: I don't know, man, but this guy's a character.

Skrelnick by S. Mosier July 6, 2008

Skreeonk

A term referring to the noise the giant monster Godizlla made in its Dark Horse Comics series in the 1990's. It has become a popular exclamation and curse among fans of the series and certain fringe's of geek culture.

It is often used synonomously with the word fuck.

This video game is Skreeonking hard.

Skreeonk by Gorosaur October 28, 2010

Skrelnick 

Fucked up russian nonsense

Olaf, girl nice?
Olaf: Skrelnick.
Jay: That's fucked up, man.
Veronica: What did he say?
Jay: I don't know man, but this guy is a character

Skrelnick by Tonka-Truck July 12, 2006

skreenk 

pronuncitation - skrink

skink + shrinks + at her own stank (skink as in blue tongued lizard-like sleazy person who denies she/he stinks after a months fasting from the bathroom/shower room. Still she/he refuse to bathe cuz she/he is busy with a customer)

The woman to the stinky skreenk: Must your friend be so kind he has lost all of his senses at your garrish sexual appeal?
Skreenk: Stench to you, Old wench! I love me skreenk! Skreenk am I to you; Goddess to him, I am. Skreenk.

skreenk by YellowElkmyfakkyanzGleektumifr November 20, 2016

Skreepack 

one who is a sicko, wheres a sailors hat, and tells people to go die in a hole. he will often offer to dig the hole for you. a Skreepack can be very harmful to a persons self esteem.

Rutherford: cara (the gf) is such a skreepack when she dances.
Gilligan: yo man, i be hearin dat. FO SHO!!
Rutherford: ...why are you such a cracker. your going to end dead in a hole. Skreepack was right. your sick!!
Gilligan: why you got to play me like dat? dat aint nice man. you need to stop trippin.

Skreepack by NotSoSlimJim June 30, 2007