Shotcum 

Using a play on words with shotput and cumshot. Essentially to see who can cum shot the farthest. Also called "cum shoot"

Friend 1: Let's play a game of shotcum!!

Friend 2: My personal best is 5.73 meters, I dare you to try and beat that!

Friend 1: Holy smokes you must have edged for a good 5 hours for that shot!

Shotcum by iisreflect September 24, 2019

Shotcum 

When you nut so hard, you fly backwards due to the force of the semen exiting your body.

I broke my back shotcumming last night.

Shotcum by Thatsalotofrecoil October 26, 2018

shitcum 

Shitcum is what one does when in a state of extreme anger or rage; to shitcum in ones mouth is the ultimate act of disrespect. To do it requires a large will and steadfast self-discipline. The shit must be followed by the cum after no more that 3 seconds. While shitcum is normally placed in the mouth, it can be deployed anywhere on the body.

Chris: Dude, your girlfriend cheated on you? How’d you handle it?

John: I shitcummed in her mouth.

shitcum by FactsStraiGhtOnly November 12, 2018

shitcumstances 

When circumstances in life and situations are completely miserable and crappy; Circumstances and occurences that inevitably lead to a bad outcome.

1. As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.

2. They were victim of shitcumstance, and died horribly.

shitcumstances by Snowday February 4, 2009

shotumentary

a series of photos that make up a story. popular in blogs and the like...

in regards to the bear in the photoblog, the artiste disclaimed "no animals were harmed in the making of this 3-shotumentary."

shotumentary by seajhay October 17, 2005

shortcuming 

Premature ejaculation

Girl 1: I'm gonna make that guy.

Girl 2: You shoulda stay away from him. He has severe shortcumings. Don't ask me how I know that.

shortcuming by AGF January 12, 2013

shotgum 

When one sees another pull out a pack of gum, they can shout, "Shotgum," and automatically receive a piece of said person's gum.

Josh pulls out pack of Orbit gum
Steph: "Shotgum!!!"
Josh: aw man, now i have to give you a piece.
Steph: ALRIGHT!!

shotgum by downunderbear March 16, 2009