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SHNERB (al-ko-hol) noun

1. a shnerb is one who frequently paints their arse green and runs around on a flag pole thinking it is a flying broom stick. you can casually find them at your local barbeque parties shouting "WHERE'S MY FUNZIES TOY, HERMI-ONE?!"

2. a flanimal that Ricky Gervais had created with his wife
ellis, "Hey, do you remember that shnerb who crashed your BBQ party?

roonie, "Yer, I think it hit my balding dad with a stick threatening him with the avada kedavra curse"
shnerb by ironically misspelled September 6, 2011
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A shnerb (also known as the dugong) is the cow of the sea. It only eats canned fruit, and it speaks in a language foreign to us, called "Shmiggle".It loves listening to Lady Gaga, and Ke$ha. It doesn't have wings, and it doesn't live in a tree. To make a shnerb, a badger will have to mate with a different species, called a "Zit". Zit's spend the majority of there lives knitting, and eating cold pizza. Badger's spend time eating people's asophogaus's and trademarking certain area's of the world by spelling out the words Ah-meh-lihoop in canned fruit juice (peach or another type of nectar). Zit's can only speak two words; neemish and graceme. Badger's can only think of one thing: power. Shnerb's like to talk about a muppet named sam the eagle.
Shnerb: I love the muppet named sam the eagle.
Zit: Neemish. Graceme.
Badger: Power.
Shnerb by shnerb expert May 5, 2010
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can meen anything from yo to sure. works in most cases and replaces many various words
today i shnerbed my flergen
shnerb by murrayfizzle June 22, 2004
A nice warm hearted person who is very good at volleyball. She likes to go to camp and yell at people. She also likes to help people
Lil Sherb by Zozobug November 9, 2018
A person who loves children... most of the time...
She likes glitter.
Lil sherb was so good with Zoe yesterday! She mad her a special s’more just how she liked it
Lil Sherb by Marge y Karge November 10, 2018
A large, green duck-eating monster with an elephant's trunk and punk-like hair.
"Half of the ducks in my garden pond have been eaten by a snerb."
Snerb by aztec06 May 24, 2008