Shlastication

Is where u cut the end of your knob and attempt a cannonball but instead prod the blood onto your forehead creating a bindi from your knob blood.

How do u think Indians get their bindis.

Shlastication by Conholio February 4, 2003

spastication 

when someone does or makes something completely retarded with no explanation to what just happened and leaves you re evaluating your life

that was complete spastication i am confused

spastication by twkwsaal May 12, 2018

Spastication 

The pinnacle of enjoyment.

I laughed so hard i reached a state of complete spastication

I spasticated to completion

Spastication by Arm_bar_ April 20, 2020