Shitesticles 

When a big fat guy steps on your belly and ruptures your intestines. The poop squishes down into you scrotum causing your testicles to get all shitty.

Ah, dude. That guy caused Billy to get shitesticles.

Shitesticles by Pollup January 11, 2008

statesticles 

Statistics relating to the testicles or the male genitalia area in general. Also a fun word to say around your friends.

We need to find more statesticles before we can diagnose his genitalia problem.

statesticles by chuzi suiternator April 16, 2007

Shmesticles

Testicles--written in a way as to lessen the vulgar sound and meaning.

I got hit in the shmesticles the other day

Shmesticles by Dr. Fanning November 1, 2009

shitsicles 

frozen shit globs on a stick.

oh my! those look like shitsicles!!!

shitsicles by midnight fairy June 4, 2011

Shitsticles 

a. Extremely hard feces.

b. A synonym for "damn" or "shit".

a)
- "Hey, what was that noise in the back?"
* "That was just me dropping some shitsticles."

b)
- "Looks like your steak got burned"
* "Oh, shitsticles."

Shitsticles by Sonaru. January 18, 2013

statesticles 

a disease where a person has very large testicles

Shane has statesticles so it hurts when he sits down.

statesticles by Merlin Church July 9, 2007