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Shit Pocket 

something that you call someone when they're basically as useful as having a pocket filled with human shit
Joe:my dog humper learned a new trick
Dylan:whats that?
Joe:I taught him to eat now he's not anorexic and shrivled
Dylan:stupid shit pocket...
Shit Pocket by Dylowned September 24, 2005

Shit-Pocket 

When one's shirt pocket has had a chocolate chip muffen smeared all over it.
Hay James your got a "Shit-Pocket" wang face.
Shit-Pocket by Hooza_snoza June 17, 2003

Shit Pocket 

Hey Mo, You mite as well take that Shit Pocket straight from the Microwave, to the Bathroom. You know your in for it now.
Shit Pocket by Dick Tittles August 11, 2009

Shit pocket 

When you are walking anywhere and the most fowl smell pierces your nostrilsand gags you and then ten steps later is completely gone.
Oh my god what is that smell ( keeps walking) oh never mind it's gone... SHIT POCKET
Shit pocket by Traveling ass January 11, 2015

Shit pocket 

Someone who doesn't have enough money to pay for something in a store.
Guy: You don't have enough money sorry

Me: Shit pocket.
Shit pocket by HeartlessSloth September 22, 2015

Side Pocket Shit Stick 

While shooting a game of pool, a person will drop their trousers, "prairie dog" a turd out of their anus, chalk said turd, make a shot in any hole on the table, then slowly suck the turd back into their sphincter, while never letting the excrement touch the pool table.
He totally used the Side Pocket Shit Stick to win that game!