Shasty: "Hey did you hear about the giant crab they caught
off the coast of New Zealand? It was 50 feet long!
Innocent Co-Worker: "No i didn't
that's crazy!"
Shasty: "Yeah they linked it to a
nuclear sub that went missing, it must have absorbed radiation and grown giant."
Innocent Co-Worker: "Ummmm...That sounds like something out of a Godzilla movie, you sure about this?"
Shasty: "Oh yeah I read all about it on Reddit."