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Shampooed 

adj. Mentally cleansed, espeically of behaviours, attitudes, or even memories considered "undesirable" by one partner. To truly shampoo a partner requires a great deal of effort to achieve the required level of obedience, but results in a docile and obedient lover who cannot conceive of not wanting to obey and please.
GF1: "Damn, Margot really shampooed her toyboy!"
GF2: "He doesn't even recognize his old girlfriends anymore..."
GF1: "She took him from free-range boi to shampooed toy!"

shampoodaphile

a man who enjoyes inserting his penis in shampoo bottles.
As shampoo bottles are very thin at the opening this usually means that the man has a tiny pecker.
Ronald- "man i had the best shower this morning, but i ran out of shampoo, what a bummer!"

Malcom- "oh, when i run out of shampoo, i just shove my dick in the bottle, isnt that what everyone does?"

Ronald- "dude thats bloody wierd, you must be a shampoodaphile and thus have a small nob, init."
shampoodaphile by jamalshamali September 1, 2009

Shampooed 

Day drinking after bingeing the night before. Much easier to sustain a good day drunk.
I had 3 beers and was shampooed by 2p.m.
Shampooed by quattroinsanity February 21, 2011

shampooed 

Have you ever noticed, while bathing, that while it takes quite a bit of shampoo to lather your hair up the first go-round, if you try to lather it again a second time, it only take a drop?

Well, being shampooed means that you were drunk the night before and it takes you only one drink to get hammered again.
Dude, I just finished the first beer of the day, and I'm totally shampooed.
shampooed by katrinarobin June 16, 2011

Shampooed 

"Hey you getting shampooed tonight?"
Shampooed by yum-yum October 11, 2008

shampoodled 

To have been done bogus, usually by members of the opposite sex, in a way that causes confusion and or frusteration
David, "So, when I arrived at the party, all of the chicks left."

Brent, "Wow, you were shampoodled."
shampoodled by slapmesilly17 May 29, 2010