A curse without swearing; the word "shaiza" and "tard" combined offer two meanings. One is to exclaim in exasperation during a crappy situation, while the the other is to diss someone who is being a "douche". It can also be a word used when raging, metaphorically similar to the pokemon charizard's fire blast.
Making someone feel obliged,sorry for you or guilty so they will give you cigarettes/booze.
slowly hinting towards them offering you a beer is the key for a successfull shazaroo, commonly used expressions include "So, how many beers you got tonight?", "I could really go a beer", "I havn't had a beer in so long".
Sounding down on your self and hinting to how hard your life is can also be useful for completing teh shazaroo.
Shazarooist: "Hey Carl, sup Al? what you drinking to night?"
"really? I love those, I wish I had a beer."
(sound depressed here)
Shaiza is an amazing girl, with a curvy body, she is smart on paper but has no common sense. She’s always right about people and will never do you wrong. If you have a friend like Shaiza you are lucky