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shaizatard 

A curse without swearing; the word "shaiza" and "tard" combined offer two meanings. One is to exclaim in exasperation during a crappy situation, while the the other is to diss someone who is being a "douche". It can also be a word used when raging, metaphorically similar to the pokemon charizard's fire blast.
"Shaizatard! You poked my eye!"

"gtfo shaizatard, quit crapping on my lawn"

Team gets ganked by 5 AoE nukers in DotA... "SHAIZATARD!"
shaizatard by j1n February 24, 2009
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A beautiful person with brilliant heart and so
Smart
He looks shizar
Shizar by Shizar August 17, 2018

Shazaroo 

Making someone feel obliged,sorry for you or guilty so they will give you cigarettes/booze.

slowly hinting towards them offering you a beer is the key for a successfull shazaroo, commonly used expressions include "So, how many beers you got tonight?", "I could really go a beer", "I havn't had a beer in so long".

Sounding down on your self and hinting to how hard your life is can also be useful for completing teh shazaroo.
Shazarooist: "Hey Carl, sup Al? what you drinking to night?"
"really? I love those, I wish I had a beer."
(sound depressed here)

Carl: "Do you want a beer shazarooist?"

Shazarooist: "thanks Carl"

Al: "Carl you just got shazarooed!"
Shazaroo by Maunik January 25, 2008

shazaram 

jacob an awesome white slash jamaican kid from jewsey
look at that awesome kid, yeah thats shazaram!!
shazaram by vinnyooch February 25, 2005
Shaiza is an amazing girl, with a curvy body, she is smart on paper but has no common sense. She’s always right about people and will never do you wrong. If you have a friend like Shaiza you are lucky
“Shaiza is amazing
I’m so glad that Shaiza’s my friend
Shaiza by i am the one😂🤙🏻 November 28, 2018
A shortened version of "shit wizard", see Shit Wizard
you are a total shizard.
A what?
You know, a shit wizard
shizard by Johann Spengler June 26, 2008