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Sexual Monkey 

(Noun: Thing) sexual monkey Kipling monkey seen on most of the Kipling merchandise. This includes purses, backpacks, and pencil pouches. The monkey has its mouth in an "O" shape, one hand with a thumb sticking up, and the other hand with fingers making an "O". Very. Freakin. Sexual.
Today, I obtained a "sexual monkey" from my new Kipling backpack!
Sexual Monkey by RogueJiiineh February 18, 2011
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Sexual Monkeybars 

Sex between a really large guy and a small girl, or extremely active sex.
"Oh man, those two are totally mismatched, she's gotta do the sexual monkeybars"
Sexual Monkeybars by Cyanidegelcaps February 20, 2009

Money Sexual 

Someone who is attracted to making money, spending money or saving money.
Money Sexual by Moneysexual May 16, 2023