Seminem

A scally who takes pride in attempting to mimic US hip-hop artist "Eminem" in every possible way. Are often seen with bleached blond hair, beanies or hoodies 8 sizes too big. Possess a foul attitude towards others, not realising that Eminem has reasons to be angry and they don't. Twats. Laugh at them when you see them.

Eminem: "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?"

Every male aged 14-20 in Stockport would stand up.

Seminem by Pie Eater April 19, 2004

seminem

the ship name of summer+eminem

oh look how cute seminem is

seminem by alice is cool May 16, 2021

Semenema 

When a man ejaculates deep inside a woman's rectum, causing her to have a neverending sloppy bowel movement soon after.

Guy-"You know it's hard for me to stay awake after we have sex. Why'd you take so long in the bathroom, honey?"

Girl-"Because you gave me a semenema and i couldn't stop pooping, silly."

Guy-"ZZzzzzzzz...."

Semenema by gutterwater March 14, 2009

SemiSemiBisexual 

A term used for people that are so straight to the point of them being homophobic

Marino: I’m SemiSemiBisexual

Sans: the fuck is that

Marino: it means I’m so straight, that I’m homophonic.

Sans: You identified yourself with a term that had the word “bisexual” which is another term from LGBTQ, yet you’re a homophobic? Aren’t you defying yourself?

Marino:

وقت سيء
وقت سيء
وقت سيء
وقت سيء

Secret doomsday message: April 24th of 2025, the world won’t be ready for this date.

SemiSemiBisexual by Wisdom Guy the third March 27, 2022

semihemibidemisexual 

Attracted to both genders, but only feeling attraction to one while feeling attraction to both and you can only ever feel attracted to one or the other.

I'm a semihemibidemisexual and only feel attracted to women.

semihemibidemisexual by squidwardop August 5, 2020

semenema 

Ejaculating into a sexual partner's ass. A true semenema is hallmarked by outrageous amounts of semen, so much so that it actually seeps out of the rectum after withdrawal of the penis

Get ready for your semenema baby!

Doctor's orders are that your wife receive 2-3 semenema's a day, in order to regulate both bowel movements and libido.

semenema by w00tn4nn135 February 25, 2008

semisemi 

A state of the penis that isn't quite a semi, but isn't quite soft. A .25 on the boner scale, if you may.

I got a semisemi from my the thought of my boss naked.

semisemi by QWEEFTY November 12, 2017