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There are two possible definitions for Secunda that I know of:

1. The ambiance track composed by Jeremy Soule.

2. The Smaller moon of the two moons of Nirn which orbits Masser, the larger moon.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard Secunda?

Person 2: I Haven't.

Person 1: Have you played The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim?

Person 2: Yeah.

Person 1: It's one of the ambience tracks in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
Secunda by Origorath, The Mad God November 22, 2020
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George: "The sebastinator has bare sebunda uknow."
Bingham: "Shut up you fat twat."
Sam: "Yeah shut up."
Bingham: (Pipes Sam)
Sam; "Its sooooooooo Big ;)
Sebunda by Dr George Shaw March 24, 2022
The person with the noblest heart in the world. Sometimes she tends to be explosive in many ways. She never gives up. She is determined, honest and transparent. She always knows what to say. She is the best.
How? I don't know how I can think that about Sacunda, but yes, she is definitely the best person in the world, although many think otherwise.
sacunda by Hope2016 November 22, 2021

Boa Segunda ahahah 

From the Latin "Bona secunda rsrsrs" this expression is a polite way to greet someone on a Monday. However, this is an ambiguous expression, as it can be said in any day of the week.

Inspecting the morphology of "Bona", "Secunda" and "rsrsrs" we verify they are compound words, respectively, from the words "Bo-na", "Se-cu-nda" and "rs-rs-rs", which are abbreviations for the words:
- Bo -> Bomunus: Translates to "Vamos" in most Peninsulian Iberian languages;
- na: This is a speech mark associated with hesitation (e.g. when a person is nervous);
- Se -> Sexus: Translates to "Sexo";
- cu -> cuntixis: Translating to "Contigus" in archaic Portuguese and "contigo" in modern Portuguese;
- nda -> naxis di assedixs: Translating to "nada de assédio" in modern Portuguese;
- rs -> rixis: Translates directly to "ah", which is an onomatopoeic representation of laughter;

Consequentially, the expression "Boa segunda" means "Vamos sexo contigo, nada de assédio ahahah". Additionally, note that this meaning should only be considered when the expression is proliferated in any day except Mondays. Otherwise, it should be considered a respectful and cordial greeting.

Finally, in a deeper level of wordology, the choice of the first day of the week for this expression is not random, but purposeful. It was chosen, because Mondays are the hardest days in a week, so when someone says "Boa Segunda ahahah", for instance, on a Friday, they are implicitly saying they want to fuck you like a Monday.
(On a Friday morning)
Receptionist: Bom dia!
Midget: Bom dia!
Receptionist: Boa segunda ahahah
*Midget keeps walking in little steps*