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Scotch on the rocks 

When someone urinates on a man's testicles.
I was at Alfie's last night, and Harry gave me a lovely scotch on the rocks before bed

scrotch on the rocks 

when you spill your scotch on your lap and freeze your rocks
excited jumping up to greet someone and forgetting that you had a drink between your legs

the person you greet exclaims ' damn, looks like you got total scrotch on the rocks, comrade!' (and of course your comrade and half the club laugh hysterically while your rocks recede painfully up into your chest)