Satorious 

Russian Demigod and part-time engineer. He can fix anything better than fix-it-Felix. He is immortal and the son of Rasputin. His uncles include Bob the Builder, Benito Mussolini, and Adolf Hitler, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Random Person: Oh no, the bridge collapsed. I should call Satorious.
Sartorius: Trust me im an engineer.

Satorious by Savage123274726 June 4, 2020

Jacob satorious

Dick famous for no reason horrible at everything .

Jacob satorious has saggy tits

Jacob satorious by Cool time five August 8, 2016

Jacob satorious

Dick famous for no reason horrible at everything .

Jacob satorious has saggy tits

Jacob satorious by Cool time five August 8, 2016

shitorious 

adjective: shitorious (a blend or a portmanteau word such as George W. Bush's "strategery" word he reportedly said he "owns" while SNL's producer, Lorne Michaels, said it was used by Will Ferrell in a satirical skit ).
1. the ultimate glorification of the word "shit"

Trump's behavior in office could be described by someone as dangerously juvenile, deviant and shitorious.

shitorious by sdurfee February 2, 2018

jacob sartorious syndrome 

When you are an older male, yet your voice is almost like puberty is deciding and you barely have eyebrows. Please take a moment of silence for those with JSS.

I think Brandon totally has Jacob Sartorious Syndrome. Just listen to him talk!

jacob sartorious syndrome by ZREX May 31, 2016

jacob sartorious 

an annoying scrawny kid that can’t sing and is a flop.

jacob sartorious is a flop

jacob sartorious by troll238 July 25, 2019

jacob sartorious 

a little fuckboy that photoshops his eyebrows in his album cover

wow, that kids eyebrows are so jacob sartorious

jacob sartorious by anonymous man 1738 May 12, 2016