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colonel sander's surprise 

a sexual act where a male inserts a drumstick of KFC Fried Chicken into a female's vagina while she is on her period. The male then takes the drumstick out of the woman's vagina and the drumstick appears bloody red from the vaginal discharge, hence "Colonel Sander's Surprise"
Leroy Carter was angry that Shaniqua didn't appreciate the fancy dinner he took her out to, so he stopped by KFC and later that evening, gave her a Colonel Sander's surprise!

RIP Sandro's

The best fucking pizza store that existed, cheap and cheesy. You know where you're gonna get food after a sesh...but it's no longer there since you moved out of your parents house.
Italian boy: I'm pretty hungry man, I just wanna watch 'That 70s Show' and chow down
Non Italian: Want to go to maccas?
Italian boy: Sandro's!
Non Italian: Fuck yeah, Sandrooo'sss
Italian: Oh fuck, it's not there now...RIP SANDRO'S
RIP Sandro's by Ayetalian February 8, 2017

Sandor Selfie 

Taking a picture of someone’s penis without them knowing.
If you don’t give me 10 dollars, I’ll send everyone that Sandor selfie I took of you.
Sandor Selfie by Badkarma1277 February 6, 2024
Sándor's a pretty rarely used name so there is a chance you will never meet anyone in our entire life named that way. But if oh do, then congrats you've probably met a wonderful person. Now ou can already bet all ou have on the fact this person will do anything to make your life easier. They'll listen. They'll trust. They'll care. That's what they do : they enter your life without ou even realizing it and then it's too late for you to imagine living it ever again without them. That's a kind of magic they master.

They also have the best jokes and the best laughs. They're smart and loyal, and there's only so much you can do to make them go away.
That was very Sándor of you y'know
sándor by Hortense Green October 5, 2020

Kaitlyn Sandor 

A giant nerd. They will try to deny that they are a nerd, but nobody believes them. Because it's not true. Someone that smart with such nerdy glasses should be able to tell that they are a nerd. Likes: J J the Jet Plane, Apple Pi, coding, and pretending that they're not a nerd.
Kaitlyn Sandor hopelessly tried to convince them that she was not a nerd. They all laughed at her.
Kaitlyn Sandor by ActuallyImSatan February 21, 2017

Sándor Kocsis 

The greatest and most complete footballer. No flaws to in his football ability
Pessi? Penaldo? I only know the goat Sándor Kocsis
Sándor Kocsis by P9Futebol March 8, 2023