SOMC, which when expressed in a grammatically correct way would read "Shit on my chest" is a particular expression used to describe frustration. In Australian slang, it is a phrase used on a daily basis to emphasise importance of comment. For example, if one cannot get an electronic device to work properly, one might exclaim "Shit on my chest!", meaning that you are so upset with the device you prefer someone could shit on your chest instead dealing with the situation.

1. SOMC! Would you just do me this one favour?

SOMC by MegaCat February 2, 2015

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SOMC

Still On My Chair. SOMC is an antoynm of ROTFLMAO.

So the bartender says: "Why the long face?" ROTFLMAO.
SOMC.

SOMC by Mike Blaszczak December 7, 2003

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SOMCAR

Sit on my Cock and Rotate.

"Dude, I asked her if she knew what SOMCAR was as she was riding me, she said no so I grabbed her sides and started spinnin her around and around. Now she wants to SOMCAR every night!"

SOMCAR by Niks Bro July 2, 2014

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Somchai

Somchai- 99% of Thailand

Guy 1: Hey somchai
Guy 2: 2-420 turns their head

Somchai by Vicktor Wanky September 30, 2015

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