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A pejorative verb used to describe particularly heinous actions performed by a fellow lad.

Alternatively used as a noun or expletive with reference to the fundamental attributes of carrying out a certain task in a given context. Usage as a noun is subject to the rules of conjugation as present in the standard English language, resulting in the noun form of the word: Snurfer.

Formally, the title of a since discontinued, educational, but otherwise disturbing cassette tape recording that was mysteriously distributed to senile French teachers across the province by Ontario's Ministry of Education.
USAGE AS A VERB:

Madame Karma: Patrick, Bruno, I know what you have been saying all year. You are disgusting!
Bruno: Sorry madame, no more snurfing around I promise!

USAGE AS A NOUN:

Madame Karma: Bruno, what have you done!?
Bruno: I threw the juice box into the fan madame! I'm a real Snurfer!
Snurf by CharlieDontSnurf January 17, 2017
Related Words
a pill that can be bought on the internet through random hrbal dealers. Is said to be made out of "herbal supplements", but is actually a large quantity of pure DXM. Great for recreational use.
I wanna robo trip, sell me some snurf.
snurf by Travis Cardono April 9, 2006
A mispronunciation of the word "Smurf"
Guy 1: Jesus Christ, you look like a fuckin' snurf!
Guy 2: Hahaha, La-La-La-Fuck-Yourself!
Snurf by ArcticSkeleton January 31, 2017
A snurf is a person who farts in the bathtub or similar water-filled area, such as a pool, and bites the bubbles as they rise. Normally, it is implied as an insult.
Your such a snurf, Jeff..
snurf by TheJew72 October 9, 2004
Surfing for information about a specific person in a snooping manner on the internet. Often from google to wikipedia to facebook, or any combination of other sites.
I know my ex is snurfing me because she shows up in my facebook top 10 all the time.
Snurf by Shamus McCrary June 11, 2011
A pink drug that can be bought on the internet by your Uncle or another family member, and then given out to 4 of your close friends in the high school bathroom.

side effects include: Dinosaurs, pencils sporadically bursting into flames, and a long night in the hospital.
"Are you snurfing?"

"Got snurf?"

"SNURF!"

"Yo we snurfin today?"
snurf by SNURFER! October 25, 2008