SFQ 

abbr.
Stupid Fucking Question

A question, usually asked by musicians (though the term is used loosely in many cases) which has the sole intention of either;
1. undermining the musical director by suggesting that he is wrong regarding a certain point, or;
2. highlighting the fact that one of your fellow performers is doing something wrong, and that you have realised this, therefore making you a genius.

Excuse me, maestro? Do I have the wrong tempo marked there?
or
Should the cornets be playing that so untunefully?
followed by (from others)
Trust him to ask an SFQ! What a complete wenja!

SFQ by blowyourownhorn October 29, 2010

SFQ 

stupid fucking question

do you want a beer?
SFQ

SFQ by dubs28 January 18, 2008

SFQ 

"Silly f*****g question". This is a term often used by the British public services when the public approach them and ask blatantly obvious or silly questions that they could have answered themselves with very little effort. The people that ask SFQ's can usually be spotted making their way toward you through a crowded or non-crowded place, like a shark attracted to blood.

"Here comes an SFQ. You can see him coming towards us right now".
"He just asked me an SFQ asking me where the bus to Sandford was when he was stood right next to the bus timetable displayed on the bus stop".

SFQ by Angrier Al October 23, 2020

SFQP 

SFQP is an acronym meaning "Stop fucking quad posting."

You will see this acronym used on web boards, blogs, forums, etc. It is used in response to an obvious attempt at boosting ones' own post count by posting after ones' own post, or most literally, posting four times in a row.

Also used ironically, in response to a legitimate double post.

It is generally used to discredit ones' recent posts as counting towards their overall post count. High post counts are a status symbol on many sites.

Example #1

QuadPoster: o hay gusy

QuadPoster: how r u doing 2day

QuadPoster: postcount hax

QuadPoster: lol

Moderator: SFQP

Example #2

Poster1396: Can anyone tell me how to edit my signature?

Poster1396: Never mind

Poster2: SFQP

SFQP by gen.ret November 2, 2007

sfqwiq 

Shut the fuck up, I am working in quiet for now.

Hey am busy, why don't you just sfqwiq now.

sfqwiq by sfqwiq January 20, 2023