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russian hand clamp 

When a fuzzy haired masseuse gives a thorough body massage to the client with goat butter; usually resulting in a nuclear cold war.
I got the best Russian hand clamp back in 1980
russian hand clamp by Tpooper69 April 16, 2015

russian hand squeeze 

That russian hand squeeze got real messy last night.

Russian Hand Grenade

The act of taking a shit then proceeding to jizz on it. The bomber then takes the Russian Hand Grenade and lobs it at his partner's face whilst screaming, "Fire in the hole!"
Shane: "Hey were you playing Call of Duty last night?"
Harold: "No I was just throwing Russian Hand Grenades at Kamran."
Russian Hand Grenade by Sharpy123 September 12, 2009

Russian hand job 

When you get a hand job from a girls foot.

(or foot job)
Dude i just got an amazing Russian hand job, i really wish she would have cut her nails first.
Russian hand job by chrisballs June 22, 2008

Russian hand warmer 

When a man takes a large amount of Crisco and lathers his hands. Next he inserts both hands into a woman's vagina or anus. This is a Russian hand warmer!
1. "Dude, last night I gave this girl the best Russian hand warmer!"
"Bro, I'll bet it was tight!"
"Not as much as you'd think.."