Rule 124 

Never ever interrupt yourself in the middle of a story.

Marquz: And then I was like, hol- Wait yesterday i saw a duck eating a pigeon.

LLLoyd: Dude, don't rule 124 yourself...

Rule 124 by Definitely Not A Robot September 24, 2019

Rule 124 

Rule 124 - The permanent invalidation of rules 117, 120, and 125. No exceptions.

Girl - Simply existing, and playing video games.
Boy - "Sorry. Rules 120, and 125."
Girl - "But what about Rule 124?"

Rule 124 by Kurapikas_Property December 31, 2020

Rule 124092 

If you ever come up with a random rule number, it has already been taken.

OK, this is Rule 124092. I'm sure no one has thought up one yet.

Rule 124092 by spankyhamsandwich December 11, 2009

Rule 1248

If it's a kid pedophiles will probably jerk off to it.

Person 1: Ooooh, You see that kid? Im about to act up.
Person 2: Bro that's Rule 1248, I'm calling the cops

Rule 1248 by HansenChris August 2, 2021

Rule 1247 

In December, every day at 12:47 you have to watch the YouTuber Alexg1247 no matter what

Girl: “ wanna go to McDonald’s?”
Boy: “rule 1247”
Girl: “oh sorry”

Rule 1247 by Alexg1247 May 30, 2022