Similar to that of human poon, robot poon is that of a robot. Generally when one refers to getting robot poon, it is the most magical and electrifying poon a man will ever receive in his lifetime. Many a men search day and night on end to find this mystic poon.

Ryan-"Hey you ever get that sweet robot poon bro?"
Sean- "No shot, i'll never get that robot poon, im just not worthy."
Ryan-"Sucks to be you brah, most magical poon of my life."

Robot Poon by 3 East Swag November 10, 2011

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Robot Unicorn Attack

The awesomest and one of the most addicting games (also slightly effeminate) ever!! You will enjoy running through the purple fields and flying through the air leaving magic rainbow trails, all the while smashing through stars to chase your dreams! And it has a pretty damn good song.

Jim: Why didn't you call me last night?
Frank: Sorry i was to busy chasing my dreams in Robot Unicorn Attack!

Robot Unicorn Attack by mister muggles March 1, 2010

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homie robot

A dumbass who likes pink sheep and is a homosexual straight female that is homophobic

Fuck you homie robot.

homie robot by I hate people I’ve met before October 29, 2022

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Tiny Robot Army

Two unmanned hyper-intelligent robots hellbent on rewriting the history books.

They are regarded by some to be harbingers of bad luck, others insist that Tiny Robot Army is an omen of death.

In some myths, Tiny Robot Army is a version of Ogoun, a personification of a god who presides over politics and war.

Yet others describe Tiny Robot Army to be more like a cool Latin wind, smoothly flowing in and out of what we know as existence....

Use # 1

"I am a douche and need to hear something incredible, maybe I will contact Tiny Robot Army!" - You

Use # 2
"We need a new phrase to describe unimaginable depravity and filth.... hmmm..... i got it! We'll call it Tiny Robot Army!"

- Some Guy Somewhere

Tiny Robot Army by tiny robot associate # 1 July 30, 2012

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