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(also, pugince, kev, gimp) a pugsley is an extemely rare species (only one known specimen exists today) which translates to a horrible mess of a human being. Pugsley can usualy be found in a suberb called mansfield, usually late at night on thursdays, fridays, saturdays.
typical characteristics to look out for when pugsley spotting are horrible plastic permanantly grinning face, lack of motor co-ordination and excessive shouting/bad language due to alcohol abuse.
when not excessively drinking a pugsley will often be found in a local gymnasium working out as a pugsleys only goals in life are to get 'massive' and mate with female human beings. it must be noted that a pugsleys mating habbits are purely for pleasure/adding notches to the bedpost and not for re-production.
to ensure a genuine pugsley, some comments / statements it may verbally re-produce are as follows:

like it do ya?

not get better than this duck

'ahhhh ha'

wannalend me some money?... maybe

ya don't know owt about... (followed by what every the pugsley is showing off about at that precise moment in time)
pugsley by snake derek December 14, 2008
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The male genitalia - penis, dick, or cock.
He pumped his pugsley all night long.
pugsley by Hosehead January 7, 2004
Nickname for a person who is quick to physically fight in response to disagreeable situations.
pug·na·cious1
/pəɡˈnāSHəs/

adjective
eager or quick to argue, quarrel, or fight:
synonyms: combative, aggressive, antagonistic, belligerent, bellicose; More
Yo, Pugsley, chill Man!
Pugsley by Miss Teach April 27, 2017
pugsley is a nickname for a pug lover. made by will and other people
hey pugsley hru
pugsley by pugsley May 13, 2021

The dirty pugsley

Someone's hand-me-down, because someone fucked something up so bad, someone else had to come fix it. Which leaves them fat, sad and lonley.
Why do I always get the dirty pugsley?
The dirty pugsley by Main Shear October 29, 2019
Derived from old english, meaning "Pear Tree" or some jazz like that. People will inevitably spell this name wrong, for instance, thinking it is written: Perceli, Pursely, Presly. The best clarification is to say "like parsley with a U."

Pursley is not a catchy nickname and you will inevitably be called by your first name if this is your surname.
"What's up with your name, is it like - hey, I'm a Wagner because my family used to make wagons?"

"Pursleys have never made purses..."
Pursley by mantes August 7, 2008