psychosomatic 

When the doctor won't take the time to find out whats wrong with you and then precedes to makes you think you're crazy

An example of a psychosomatic illness is when a doctor says you need to see a psychiatrist, because you were tired all the time and then another doctor runs some blood test and concluded you have mono

psychosomatic by doctorwhatsup November 3, 2012

Psychosomatic 

adj. poor state of mind affecting the body. A great word to throw into songs.

Breathe with me

Breathe the pressure
Come play my game I'll test ya'
Psychosomatic addict insane!
Breathe the pressure
Come play my game I'll test ya'
Psycho...somatic addict insane!

Come play my game
Inhale, inhale, you're the victim!
Come play my game
Exhale, exhale, exhale!

REPEAT CHORUS

Come Breathe with me
Breathe with me

REPEAT CHORUS

Breathe with me

REPEAT CHORUS

Psychosomatic by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Psychosomatic 

When you are in pain but your mind makes pain feel much worse, when you think and feel like you are sick but yoor not.In my friends case, being an idiot

Me: hey idiot check out this broken wire

Idiot: Dont touch me with that you will hurt me *idiot sounds*

Me: *touches him with my finger

Idiot:*cries* Ow stop that hurts

Me and other friends: *touches wire and doesnt get shocked*

Me:it didnt shock me or my friends

Stupid crying Bitch idiot: Well are we the same? We have different skin, i have hispanic skin and you have black skin

Me: What i touched you with my finger

Idiot: shut up *cries*

This is how dumb people can be
I know this because this because this happened 2 hours ago

My brain cells: Gone

Psychosomatic

Psychosomatic by Poopbuttbootyface September 9, 2019

psychosomatic 

When mental states an beliefs cause physiological changes to occure.

The scientifically observed effect that when a patient is made convinced that he or she will exhibit symptoms so begins to exhibit them despite no original underlining physical cause.

Billy is convinced he'll loose all his hair like his father, he doesn't realise that's not his dad!
Then his hair is probably falling out due to a psychosomatic effect.

psychosomatic by Rilighan April 3, 2020

Psychosomatic Viralmorphia 

The science of using mentally manipulative or coercive tactics to induce a change in the physical symptoms an behaviours of viral disease, psychosomticaly.

It is widely believed umong pathologists that biological viruses are far more like computer viruses than originally thought an thus their victims far more susceptible to the psychosomatic effects associated to them.. possibly inducing character change that spreads further than the hosts originally psycosomatically indoctrinated.

It appears we have undergone the most extensive tests in psychosomatic viralmorphia ever attempted before and should have lots of new data.

Psychosomatic Viralmorphia by Rilighan April 3, 2020

Psychosomatic Viralmorphology 

The science of using mentally manipulative or coercive tactics to induce a change in the physical symptoms an behaviours of viral disease, psychosomticaly.

It is widely believed umong pathologists that biological viruses are far more like computer viruses than originally thought an thus their victims far more susceptible to the psychosomatic effects associated to them.. possibly inducing character change that spreads further than the hosts originally psycosomatically inoculated.

It appears we have undergone the most extensive tests in psychosomatic viralmorphology ever attempted before and should have lots of new data.

Psychosomatic Viralmorphology by Rilighan April 4, 2020

Psychosomatic Dream Injury

I've been getting these the past couple of nights and it's been a little disconcerting.

Hym "So, I had a dream last night where I was in building that was the combination of a Hotel/Resort, Sea world, and a Zoo (Which is a multi-billion dollar idea so you can have that for free) and I was with my family and I was carrying a baby in a backpack. And as we get to the Sea-world area the baby begins to fly and drags me down the hallway. So, I call out to my family and I'm like 'Hey! Look! Fuckin, magic baby! Are you seeing this shit!?' So they go into the Sea-world part to take their seats (because clearly they weren't impressed by magic baby) and the baby drags me into the Zoo area and into one of the animals. When we get into the cage the baby slips out of the bag and flies off deeper into the cage and I'm like 'Oh shit, I gotta get that baby!' So, as I'm climbing over the artificial terrain I notice that there's a Lion, Panther, and Monkey in the cage and the Panther takes a swipe at me as I'm going after the baby but I manage to grab it and bring back out of the cage. I get outside and my family is there so I hand it off the them but the FBI shows up and tells me that there's a terrorist in the building.

So, my little brother and I go after the terrorist and as we get around the corner of the hallway we see a choir sing in the intersection and in the back right corner is the guy from 'No country for old men' and 'James Bond' and I'm like 'Oh shit! That's the guy!' So he runs off, we go to chase the guy and he sicks his minions on us and they come at us with needles filled with red liquid. I manage to avoid all three of the guys and expel the red liquid from the needles by depressing the plunger but as I'm grappling with 2 of them the 3rd fills his needle with air and stabs me in an attempt to give me an embolism and, as he does, the pain in my left forearm shocks me awake. When I awoke, the pain in my forearm persisted and (believe it or not) my arm STILL hurts. This is the 2nd night in a row that I've received a psychosomatic dream injury. So like... What the fuck is all that about? Amaright? Like... Creepy. Creepy stuff... Should have stabbed them with their own needles though instead of emptying them... Novice stuff from me there... Shit..."

Psychosomatic Dream Injury by Hym Iam November 21, 2023