Pressing Ham 

Exposing your bare ass and spreading your butt cheeks onto an object possibly leaving a slight anal residue to the surface.

"Bro, I was Pressing Ham on my neighbors door handle last night and my best buddy opened the door right after"

Pressing Ham by Johny Cakes May 8, 2012

Pressing ham 

Masturbating, to jerk off

Nick tried to bust in on Joel pressing ham.

Pressing ham by Sergeant Doncho June 20, 2019

Pressing ham 

When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.

Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham

Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"

Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"

Pressing ham by Drop-it April 1, 2017